How Much Love Costs
Only 53 cards left act fast before they're gone. 😱
Love Letter Drafting Service
A Love Letter Draft that will help you express the emotions on the tip of your tongue. After they read this letter the local convenience store will have trouble keeping ... chapstick in stock. (You'll need it)
- Answer 4 quality questions
- Let us draft a letter within minutes
- UNIQUE one of a kind draft
- You will NEED chapstick for your lips
One (1) Card
After your loved one receives their handwritten love letter inside a premium, envelope you will need to buy a new set of clothes because the shirt you will be wearing when they see next time might be ripped apart. (Sorry not sorry)
- Answer 4 quality questions
- Let us draft a letter within minutes
- UNIQUE one of a kind draft
- Premium Card, Heavy Envelope
- Gorgeous Penmanship
- Top of the Line Postage Stamp
- You will NEED chapstick for your lips
- Your clothes WILL be ripped off fast
Three (3) CardsGrown up Love
You've been in a relationship for a while now and you know that it's not just the little things, but the little things over and over again that make a difference. And now save almost 50% off and hours of your time so that you you can spend more on your dates and tickle your loved one silly.
- Answer 4 quality questions
- Let us draft a letter within minutes
- UNIQUE one of a kind draft
- Premium Card, Heavy Envelope
- Gorgeous Penmanship
- Top of the Line Postage Stamp
- You will NEED chapstick for your lips
- Your clothes WILL be ripped off fast
- You will a NEW bedframe and fresh sheets
$1699.99
Till Death Do Us Part (∞) Cards
This person is the one and you want them to feel your love no matter how far apart you are. For a one time fee you can send as many Cards as you want as long as they're for one person. You won't have to pick up the mail ever again because they'll be excited to see the love you get to send them each and every week.
- Unlimited number of Cards
- Love Concierge Service
- Answer 4 quality questions
- Let us draft a letter within minutes
- UNIQUE one of a kind draft
- Premium Card, Heavy Envelope
- Gorgeous Penmanship
- Top of the Line Postage Stamp
- You will NEED chapstick for your lips
- Your clothes WILL be ripped off fast
- You will a NEW bedframe and fresh sheets
- You'll need a fire extinguisher every night
Customizable
Our service allows you to create a truly personalized letter by choosing from our selection of templates, adding your own message, and customizing with recipient information.
Handwritten
Our state-of-the-art AI technology generates a beautiful, handwritten letter, making it truly unique and special.
Convenient
We handle the printing and mailing of the note, so you don't have to. Simply customize your letter and we'll take care of the rest.